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biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying. Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me. I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-! Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon… But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really… HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

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Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

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Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

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I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

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Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

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But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

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thepunkass-bookjockey: deliriantdog: thepunkass-bookjockey: deliriantdog: thepunkass-bookjockey: Source can someone please explain to me the fucking point of this To get fur, maybe make some taxidermy, perhaps eat the meat and sell the other various parts of the carcass so that this person can pay for clothes, shelter and food.  What’s the point of your stupid comment?  hey, i dunno, if you were aware of this, but there are ways of acquiring food, clothes, and shelter that don’t involve murder! funny lil ol’ world, isn’t it? It’s not murder, murder is a human term. This is an animal, an animal that has killed many other animals and was just killed by another animal. Applying the term murder to a death caused by a human and preventing someone from participating in the natural cycle because the it is cruel and we can distinguish the difference because we are ‘moral’ and therefore better than animals disassociates us from animals, which is the main problem in animal abuse and the general lack of knowledge when it comes to wildlife and nature Also, there is no way of obtaining food, clothes and shelter without the loss of life. I’m going to assume you’re vegetarian/vegan? If so, the farming of plants that would sustain a human life, quinoa, soy, rice, fruits, etc, etc, all need a huge amount of land to be grown. This land needs of be cleared of it’s natural habitat. Deer fawns among other animals often get killed in this process and other animals that do escape are forced into the territories of other species which are either displaced themselves or killed by the intruders. Not to mention all the chemicals humans use to grow these crops in quantities needed to sustain human life without eating animals. Pesticides and herbicides used to protect crops make their way into the ecosystem via water sources where they accumulate in the top predators of the food chain and can have serious effects on them, even killing them. I trust you have a basic understanding of how ecosystems work, so when the top predators start dying, the ecosystem becomes undone and prey animals begin breeding at unregulated rates. Not to mention the thousands of coral and amphibians which are even more sensitive to these harsh chemicals and have become endangered as a result.  Farming not only requires the clearing of land, but the protection of it. Many species have become extinct or close to it due to this. The black-footed ferret for example came close to extinction due to the decline of its main prey, prairie dogs, that were also in decline due to the conversion of the prairies into farmland.  I could go on, but I hope this has been enough to prove my point. When one bear dies, that is one life being lost and that is nature. When you buy farmed food or make shelter out of logged trees or buy clothes made of materials that were picked and brought together by some poor kid in a third world country who is barely paid anything, many, many more animals die that you don’t even know about
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thepunkass-bookjockey:

deliriantdog:

thepunkass-bookjockey:

deliriantdog:

thepunkass-bookjockey:

can someone please explain to me the fucking point of this

To get fur, maybe make some taxidermy, perhaps eat the meat and sell the other various parts of the carcass so that this person can pay for clothes, shelter and food. 

What’s the point of your stupid comment? 

hey, i dunno, if you were aware of this, but there are ways of acquiring food, clothes, and shelter that don’t involve murder! funny lil ol’ world, isn’t it?

It’s not murder, murder is a human term. This is an animal, an animal that has killed many other animals and was just killed by another animal. Applying the term murder to a death caused by a human and preventing someone from participating in the natural cycle because the it is cruel and we can distinguish the difference because we are ‘moral’ and therefore better than animals disassociates us from animals, which is the main problem in animal abuse and the general lack of knowledge when it comes to wildlife and nature

Also, there is no way of obtaining food, clothes and shelter without the loss of life. I’m going to assume you’re vegetarian/vegan? If so, the farming of plants that would sustain a human life, quinoa, soy, rice, fruits, etc, etc, all need a huge amount of land to be grown. This land needs of be cleared of it’s natural habitat. Deer fawns among other animals often get killed in this process and other animals that do escape are forced into the territories of other species which are either displaced themselves or killed by the intruders.

Not to mention all the chemicals humans use to grow these crops in quantities needed to sustain human life without eating animals. Pesticides and herbicides used to protect crops make their way into the ecosystem via water sources where they accumulate in the top predators of the food chain and can have serious effects on them, even killing them. I trust you have a basic understanding of how ecosystems work, so when the top predators start dying, the ecosystem becomes undone and prey animals begin breeding at unregulated rates. Not to mention the thousands of coral and amphibians which are even more sensitive to these harsh chemicals and have become endangered as a result. 

Farming not only requires the clearing of land, but the protection of it. Many species have become extinct or close to it due to this. The black-footed ferret for example came close to extinction due to the decline of its main prey, prairie dogs, that were also in decline due to the conversion of the prairies into farmland. 

I could go on, but I hope this has been enough to prove my point. When one bear dies, that is one life being lost and that is nature. When you buy farmed food or make shelter out of logged trees or buy clothes made of materials that were picked and brought together by some poor kid in a third world country who is barely paid anything, many, many more animals die that you don’t even know about

bonnyjohn: Only one organization could create such abominations and bring them about the world…Yes, Team Rocket is by and large responsible for the genetic modifications and birth of Pokemon fusions! During the Mewtwo project, a rogue sect of the development team went about to utilize Team Rocket’s vast resources and funds to entertain their dark visions. As if Mewtwo wasn’t enough, these scientists continued to splice genetic codes from their already large collection of specimen to create a new set of abominations…And this is one of them. TAUKING Tauros + Nidoking The Minotaur Pokemon Type: Fighting / Ground  Ability: Intimidate Height: 6’ 2” Weight: 328 lbs. Moveset: Thrash Earthquake Giga Impact Horn Attack ROCKET DEX:   The goal in mind was simple:  Create a fusion of a Pokemon filled with aggression to the brim.  With Mewtwo, the aggression was born out of the circumstances of its birth.  Fusing both Nidoking and Tauros, two pokemon who were well known to be vicious, destructive, and aggressive to begin with, Tauking was born.  Tauking takes the form of a Nidoking, albeit two feet taller than its original frame in addition to weighing another 200 extra pounds of muscle.  The conversion of a quadruped like Tauros into the bipedal monstrosity known as Tauking added more mammalian features than reptilian from Nidoking.  Thus, Tauking lost its ability to create poison.  This was not seen as too much of a loss by Team Rocket scientists who engineered Tauking to be more of a bruiser pokemon, but various experiments are being done to regain that aspect of Nidoking in future models.  A version of Tauking that imagined it as a centaur were created a few times, but the specimen perished at an early age.  The Tauking project was almost scrapped after those mishaps (financial losses were more important to Team Rocket than the loss of the actual lives) but Giovanni insisted the project to continue, for he wished to replace his own Nidoking at some point in the near future. Tauking has less than average vision, but a strong sense of smell.  This is how they are able to find their targets, in addition to using their three tails to gauge if anyone is behind them.  Tauking is a deadly fusion who can exert great strength, and one should be wary of its tackles and charges.  Like Tauros, Tauking can only dash in a straight line.  Because they are tall and so large, they should be attacked from the rear.  However, stay clear of their tails; they can be used as whips and are strong like a mother and fast as eff.  Forreal. Personal Commentary: This one was a lot of fun to do!  Fun fact:  The bit about the centaur failing is in reference to the fact that I tried to make this art function as a centaur rather a minotaur early on when I was drawing the piece!  I felt that Tauros didn’t have that much representation in the fusion in the beginning (despite it having the bull head and getting fur all over) but when I added the bull body, it looked silly.  The front legs were way too brolic in appearance in comparison to the frailish looking hind legs.  Thus, I wiped out the back half, and removed Nidoking’s “godzilla” tail and added Tauros’ 3 tails to add more of his visual aesthetic to the fusion.  I was going to add Nidoking’s signature spike but it looked out of place and silly with the bull horns.  In general, I had to give up a lot of Nidoking’s elements (poison, the large spikes on his back, his spiky ears, etc) in an effort to go mammalian.  I got creeped out thinking this thing looked kinda human because it does have a humanish body but that’s how the original minotaur was, which is the inspiration for this piece.   -Bonny   Deviantart: Fav and watch!  If you want: http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-5-TAUKING-376504912 Twitter: https://twitter.com/mrbonnyjohn YouTube: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/user/streamingbonnyjohn Previous fusions: Eleggtrode - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-4-Eleggtrode-376351421 Marauder - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-3-Maroter-376159208 Shellix  - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-2-Shellix-375934840 Railee - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-1-Railee-375734055
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bonnyjohn:

Only one organization could create such abominations and bring them about the world…Yes, Team Rocket is by and large responsible for the genetic modifications and birth of Pokemon fusions! During the Mewtwo project, a rogue sect of the development team went about to utilize Team Rocket’s vast resources and funds to entertain their dark visions. As if Mewtwo wasn’t enough, these scientists continued to splice genetic codes from their already large collection of specimen to create a new set of abominations…And this is one of them.

TAUKING

Tauros + Nidoking

The Minotaur Pokemon

Type: Fighting / Ground 

Ability: Intimidate

Height: 6’ 2”

Weight: 328 lbs.

Moveset:

Thrash

Earthquake

Giga Impact

Horn Attack

ROCKET DEX:

 

The goal in mind was simple:  Create a fusion of a Pokemon filled with aggression to the brim.  With Mewtwo, the aggression was born out of the circumstances of its birth.  Fusing both Nidoking and Tauros, two pokemon who were well known to be vicious, destructive, and aggressive to begin with, Tauking was born.  Tauking takes the form of a Nidoking, albeit two feet taller than its original frame in addition to weighing another 200 extra pounds of muscle.  The conversion of a quadruped like Tauros into the bipedal monstrosity known as Tauking added more mammalian features than reptilian from Nidoking.  Thus, Tauking lost its ability to create poison.  This was not seen as too much of a loss by Team Rocket scientists who engineered Tauking to be more of a bruiser pokemon, but various experiments are being done to regain that aspect of Nidoking in future models.  A version of Tauking that imagined it as a centaur were created a few times, but the specimen perished at an early age.  The Tauking project was almost scrapped after those mishaps (financial losses were more important to Team Rocket than the loss of the actual lives) but Giovanni insisted the project to continue, for he wished to replace his own Nidoking at some point in the near future.

Tauking has less than average vision, but a strong sense of smell.  This is how they are able to find their targets, in addition to using their three tails to gauge if anyone is behind them.  Tauking is a deadly fusion who can exert great strength, and one should be wary of its tackles and charges.  Like Tauros, Tauking can only dash in a straight line.  Because they are tall and so large, they should be attacked from the rear.  However, stay clear of their tails; they can be used as whips and are strong like a mother and fast as eff.  Forreal.

Personal Commentary:

This one was a lot of fun to do!  Fun fact:  The bit about the centaur failing is in reference to the fact that I tried to make this art function as a centaur rather a minotaur early on when I was drawing the piece!  I felt that Tauros didn’t have that much representation in the fusion in the beginning (despite it having the bull head and getting fur all over) but when I added the bull body, it looked silly.  The front legs were way too brolic in appearance in comparison to the frailish looking hind legs.  Thus, I wiped out the back half, and removed Nidoking’s “godzilla” tail and added Tauros’ 3 tails to add more of his visual aesthetic to the fusion.  I was going to add Nidoking’s signature spike but it looked out of place and silly with the bull horns.  In general, I had to give up a lot of Nidoking’s elements (poison, the large spikes on his back, his spiky ears, etc) in an effort to go mammalian.  I got creeped out thinking this thing looked kinda human because it does have a humanish body but that’s how the original minotaur was, which is the inspiration for this piece.  

-Bonny

 

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http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-5-TAUKING-376504912

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Previous fusions:

Eleggtrode - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-4-Eleggtrode-376351421

Marauder - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-3-Maroter-376159208

Shellix  - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-2-Shellix-375934840

Railee - http://bonnyjohn.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Fusion-1-Railee-375734055

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